swamp logger

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it

Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!

by vengence74 May 22, 2010

Swamp Logger

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

by micklb June 28, 2009

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.

Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger

by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010