Swamp dick 

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.

1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.

Swamp dick by Humrunner November 9, 2015

swamp dick 

the sensation you feel on your penis when:

A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina.

B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.

A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

swamp dick by cheapshott July 19, 2006

Swamp Dick 

All of the left over resin collected from the bottom of one's bong. Often has a swamp like texture, usually accompanied by the taste of dick when smoked. THC content increases over time.

Swamp Dick should definitely be featured this year at the Cannabis Cup. That shit is fire.

Swamp Dick by bareeye January 23, 2011

Swamp Dick 

When a man/shemale/someone with a penis, fucks a nasty swamp pussy and thus gains a swamp dick. Foul, nasty smelling, slimy, weirdly arousing.

Keegan: "Ayyyy you and that bitttcccchhhhh lastttt nighttttt."
Jonah: "Hell yea, but she must've had swamp pussy cause i got swamp dick like a motherfucker."
Keegan: "Stay away from my children, please."

Swamp Dick by BillCosby6911 June 3, 2018

Swamp dick 

Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!

Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !

Swamp dick by Sausages342 August 25, 2022

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

swamp monster dick by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018

scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.

Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?

scooby dooby dick swap by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017