Staino

A smear of poop found in ones underwear, the bunghole having been improperly wiped after a previous gratuitous usage.

Damn! I did it again... I crapped in my pants.

by Andre Slovinchokov September 30, 2003

Staino

Short for Somerset 1316. Used to descibe the scourge of humanity... and underwear. A term of endearment.

Hey staino, you shot me! Owww!

by Mat Cunningham September 16, 2003

trump stain

The stain left after four years of a Trump presidency that is similar to the toilet stain left after a night of eating nachos and drinking beer.

Dude those jalapeno nachos and cheap beer we had last night made me leave a trump stain in your toilet.

by realrepublican1 January 28, 2017

Jit Stain

Just a general insult. Remember this from my youth in the 70s. Guess it means worthless!

Hey Jit Stain, come over here!

by Rosslyn Maleman December 9, 2007

Nigger Stain

One of six books written by author Clayton Bigsby. Of the six, only four were published; including Dump truck, I Smell Nigger and Nigger Book. Nigger Stain expresses Bigsby's views, primarily concerning race and religion, including criticism of various political figures in the United States government. Bigsby is a powerful leader of the Ku Klux Klan and the white supremacist movement.

"I can't wait to read Nigger Stain by Clayton Bigsby"

by jaquan123321 September 3, 2013

cum stain stan

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)

you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008