swagulation

The amount of swag at any given moment, and if is too high you must apply the yolo factor

The mans "swagulation" was so high, he almost crashed his car while speeding.

by Lolothecowslayer February 11, 2014

premature swagulation

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown

Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"

by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011

stagflation

(n.) A period characterized by high inflation and stagnated economic growth. Ability to use this word in a sentence inevitably labels you an economist, and therefore a nerd.

"... and this decade unfortunately showed us a period of stagflation ..."
"NERD!!"

by The Snailfather November 13, 2005

Shagflation

When you increase the rating of the girl or guy you slept with purely on the basic because they shagged you.

Dave said he nailed an 8/10 but Id say she was more a 6/10. Must of been the shagflation kicking in

by kickout1201 October 24, 2010

Stagulating

Slow moving; Not responding quickly enough. Got molasses up the a**! A snail-like mutha-sucka!

The liquor sto closes in 10 minutes. Yo nigga, why u stagulating, I'm trying to get my drink on before we go to the club.

by Mr. & Mrs. Feazell August 14, 2006

Premature Stabulation

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.

John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

by COD BABAY April 30, 2011

Stagulating

taking your slow ass time

stop your stagulating and move your ass !!

by bolingbrook crew April 25, 2016