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stagflation 

(n.) A period characterized by high inflation and stagnated economic growth. Ability to use this word in a sentence inevitably labels you an economist, and therefore a nerd.
"... and this decade unfortunately showed us a period of stagflation ..."
"NERD!!"
stagflation by The Snailfather November 13, 2005

shaftation 

We witnessed a serious level of shaftation from the competition today.
shaftation by M-H & Tamer October 16, 2006

Sagelations 

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.
I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”
Sagelations by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

stagflation 

The state of being economically fucked.

Unemployment is high, and so is inflation. Increasing economic production will reduce unemployment, BUT push inflation even higher. Reducing economic production will reduce inflation, but put more people out of work.
What am I supposed to do about this stagflation?

I dunno. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, really.
stagflation by terriflick November 3, 2010

premature swagulation 

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"

Swagflation

When there is so much swag, that the value of it drops. Because everyone has it. This is usually due to the presence of a swagmachine.
OMG swagflation much, everyone is sagging! Not cool bro.

Too much good stuff? Too much swag!
Swagflation by Jonathan Applegate October 18, 2011