Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.

You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.

by hawk239128 June 16, 2009

swaffle

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle

I shall swaffle you. God wills it!

by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011

swaffle

the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture

Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.

by sinnyboy January 26, 2010

shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

by JMeezy June 1, 2006