Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
I shall swaffle you. God wills it!
by NoMoustacheOverHere March 29, 2011
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Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.
Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.
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Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.
Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”
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Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.
"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"
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To rub something on ones genitals
Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo
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The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast
"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"
by IngleBear December 01, 2006
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"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"
That guy just swaffled!
by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021
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