to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.
There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
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by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019
Get the Swaffle mug.Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.
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