Fionainlondon's definitions
Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.
The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’
‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018
Get the Swaffermug.