When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.
by dudesfunny May 12, 2011
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2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
by Humrunner November 9, 2015
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There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain
by ironluke June 28, 2014
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- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
by Aubtin March 10, 2008
Get the slapdick mug.To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013
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by Fred July 23, 2004
Get the slapdick mug.Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 28, 2020
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