Swampdick
When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.
Swampdick by dudesfunny May 12, 2011
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Swamp dick
1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
Swamp dick by Humrunner November 9, 2015
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swamp dick • Swamp Duck • Swamp Hick • Swamp Licker • swamp pickle • swampcock • stumpdick • Slapdickery • Samadick • Shamudick
swimdick
There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.
2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
Slapdicking
To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013
slapdick
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
Slapdickery
Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
Slapdickery by geederd November 28, 2020
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