susitosis

When someone acts so sus it’s normal Comes with randome throwing it back random shaking ass pretend deep throat

He definitely has susitosis

by Susitosis November 7, 2020

multiple shitosis

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.

Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.

by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014

shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

salitosis

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.

Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.

by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

slutitosis

Bad breath resulting from excessive or unhygienic oral sex.

Wow, Cara came to work today with some really bad slutitosis. She must have been hooking up with guys at the frat house all night.

by cowboywook February 10, 2009

Multiple Shitosis

A potentially serious condition in which bowel movements occur more than once per hour. Commonly afflicts tourists traveling to third world countries.

Friend 1: Didn't you just take a shit half an hour ago?

Friend 2: Yeah but I just ate Syrian food, so now I have multiple shitosis.

by Barrar January 21, 2015

sistosis

A condition that exists when too many females inhabit a particular area.

This party is suffering from sistosis.

by Bigdinc February 8, 2018