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multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.
Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.
multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014
a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.
Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!
shitosis by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

salitosis 

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

slutitosis

Bad breath resulting from excessive or unhygienic oral sex.
Wow, Cara came to work today with some really bad slutitosis. She must have been hooking up with guys at the frat house all night.
slutitosis by cowboywook February 10, 2009

Multiple Shitosis 

A potentially serious condition in which bowel movements occur more than once per hour. Commonly afflicts tourists traveling to third world countries.
Friend 1: Didn't you just take a shit half an hour ago?

Friend 2: Yeah but I just ate Syrian food, so now I have multiple shitosis.
Multiple Shitosis by Barrar January 21, 2015

sistosis 

A condition that exists when too many females inhabit a particular area.
This party is suffering from sistosis.
sistosis by Bigdinc February 8, 2018