Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

surt

being surt in simply being sad and hurt simultaneously.

person 1: i’m surt at the moment
person 2: aw why?
person 1: my boyfriend cheated on me

by treesss March 10, 2019

surt

When you can't type and accidentally type this instead of "Sure"

Surt. *Sure.

by Turqle_ July 1, 2020

Surtur

According to the Norse, Surtur was a Giant from the realm of Muspelheim.

Surtur comes from the realm of fire, Muspelheim.

by Derek April 4, 2004

surthrival

A portmanteau of "survival" and "thriving." Just making ends meet, yet flourishing as a person. Finding time for growth under harrowing circumstances. Meeting life's most unwelcome challenges with gusto, and even panache. Existential heroism.

Kira's 2020 surthrival has been impressive. While the rest of us fatted ourselves on delivery, booze, and Netflix, she quit smoking and drinking and got her own place!

by fdj383fj December 8, 2020

Surtr

In Norse mythology, Surtr is a Fire Jotun and the king of the Fire Giants that inhabit the realm of Muspelheim. Though currently unable to leave Muspelheim, Surtr is prophesized to break free during Ragnarok and lead the Jotnar in an attack against the gods where he is destined to slay the god Freyr.

An angry person who is liable to snap and go on a killing spree any day now.

Another name for a Cale

Woah, my Surtr of a coach made me run laps all practice.

by Cosmic Behemoth October 16, 2010

Surte

a word that describes a young man shirtless sitting home alone eating pie wearing a sombrero upon his head.

wow your looking quite surte!

by hadjkhlkjnfweijhjk July 3, 2010