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The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.
Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!
by Ryan July 28, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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being surt in simply being sad and hurt simultaneously.
person 1: i’m surt at the moment
person 2: aw why?
person 1: my boyfriend cheated on me
by treesss March 10, 2019
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When you can't type and accidentally type this instead of "Sure"
by Turqle_ July 01, 2020
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