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surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008
Related Words
sursly srsly surelys surly sersly surely you jest! susly sarsly sirsly Soursly
A mis-spelling of Seriously by Rikel, often occurs when he is raged.
"dude...i mean soursly when you oc your graphics card you can notice the difference"
Soursly by bowlishtik September 30, 2008
A term commonly used in the South to denote a small, unexpected gift. Pronounced "sir see."
A sursy is the kind of small, inexpensive gift one would give to close friends or family for no special occasion, particularly to show affection or thanks.
sursy by Stephanie Harris May 23, 2006
srsly is internet shorthand for seriously
Srsly it was an awsm event!
srsly by PeaceMarauder March 1, 2005
when someone is acting in a questionable or dishonest way. also includes exhibiting dangerous character or condition.
*you and the homies playing among us*

you see red over there? yeah he been doing his tasks a little too susly. let’s go ahead and call that emergency meeting.
susly by vrethren11 October 2, 2020

Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.