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Surfster 

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.
Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.
Surfster by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012
Related Words
To spend inordinate amounts of time at the beach, waiting for waves that may or may not appear, while smoking substances that may or may not be illegal.
He was always late for school because he had to surfinate with his mates as a must-do early morning ritual.
surfinate by Ultimo69 April 24, 2009

surfster 

A snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder, a similar person, or one of their hanger-ons, such as a bro, gf or maybe a poser, or someone just with a similar image.
This lame guy doesn't know anything about video games or tattoos, but a surfster would probably understand that.
surfster by Ninja Clan Lord June 4, 2015

SURFATEH 

Surfateh is my name
Surfateh is a very good person
SURFATEH by Op in the chat November 23, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026