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surely you jest!
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"
John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008
Related Words
surezy • surelys • sureyya • surely you jest! • sureya • Sureyalisation • Suezy • Sureay • surefyre • Surehyper
sureya
a beautiful, confident girl who only crushes on the realist. she is loved by everyone, either gender, and is gifted in athletics and music. she is hard to take your eyes off of and knows how to make someone feel very very special...;). she loves guys who are athletic and smart, such as herself, and is friendly to everyone. many see her as a flirt, but really, all guys love her and she is a friend back. sureya is a hard to find type of gal.
"Dang Sureya is so hot, I wish I could date her😍😍😍"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"
sureya by Sky Hudgens June 5, 2016
Surely Marlarkey
Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
Surely Marlarkey by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
Surezies
Surezies by Dannychinesenuts May 9, 2020
Surely chuck us one
A saying used mainly by youth from Tasmania, Australia. Used when someone has something favorable and you want some. The 'us' part never changes, even if it's only you wanting the thing.
Surely chuck us one by Fatty Catty and Unicorns November 30, 2020
for surezies
for surezies by E.J.C. July 1, 2011
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