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surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008
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a beautiful, confident girl who only crushes on the realist. she is loved by everyone, either gender, and is gifted in athletics and music. she is hard to take your eyes off of and knows how to make someone feel very very special...;). she loves guys who are athletic and smart, such as herself, and is friendly to everyone. many see her as a flirt, but really, all guys love her and she is a friend back. sureya is a hard to find type of gal.
"Dang Sureya is so hot, I wish I could date her😍😍😍"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"
sureya by Sky Hudgens June 5, 2016

Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
I hear you, but really don’t give a fuck
Person 1 : can you be home early tonight

Person 2: Surezies

Surely chuck us one 

A saying used mainly by youth from Tasmania, Australia. Used when someone has something favorable and you want some. The 'us' part never changes, even if it's only you wanting the thing.
Freind buys Tim tams
Other friend: Hey Felix, surely chuck us one! Surely! Surely chuck us one!

for surezies 

saying "for sure" in a cooler, and more inriched fashion
Brad: hey Todd want some juice
Todd: for surezies
for surezies by E.J.C. July 1, 2011