Skip to main content
A gaping sphincter on a women due to being a huge anal slut. Mostly appears in porn but sometimes appears on the tramp you brought home lastnight from the local dive. Also see Mileormore
Guy: "Oh my god you have a huge suezy suezy, suezy,!" Girl: "Why did you have to say it like that?" Guy: "I didn't, it was an echo, echo, echo."
Suezy by etherae1 October 25, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

South Central Suzy-Q 

After shooting your load into a hot black vagina you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her pussy looking like a sideways view of the delicious Hostess snack cake.
"After watching the Clipper game last night I gave Shanikwah the South Central Suzy-Q."
Related Words
Suezy • Suzy • suey • sezy • Sueyeon • Suzy Q • suelyn • surezy • Suzzy • Seezy

big suzy 

large, narrowly focused skank who only cares about gratifying her own needs
HAWHAWHAW..I want some pizza and Pepsi and some dope and sex with negros!!!
big suzy by move zig September 26, 2003

Suzy Von Strip

A newer burlesque dancer who is able to perform at a level and command fees comparable to a veteran performer.
Ugh, can you believe her? She’s only been doing this 18 months and she’s getting the same performance fee as me! What a Suzy Von Strip!
Suzy Von Strip by XoMattFinish June 13, 2021
A Suzy is a rare and unique individual. Physically stunning in appearance, her outward beauty is immediately noticeable. She is taller than average, but then again, nothing about her is average. Lithe and graceful, with an infectious laugh and a smile that will cause the sensation of breaking in a mans chest, finally allowing one to understand what the movies are all talking about. Her personality envelopes you, rises to greet you, lifting you as you float in wave after wave of her. The laugh, her voice and the sense of fun and adventure and confidence she exudes is intoxicating. She has an aura of love and compassion about her. She is kind to a fault, to all animals. Even the humans. Forgiveness and faith are values and her integrity is inspiring. She often feels lost but she is loved and will be found as such. She is my favorite fucking niller of all time and she means the world to me. Shes an awesome person and everything will work out for her because God would not have brought her this far just to toss her on her head now. She is a straight gangsta with a carrot fetish. What's up doc? She will cheer you on and cheer you up. She is a best friend.
Aye niller! You ain't my Suzy so back up off me!
Suzy by kiahoyte February 27, 2019
Suemy is the definition of a purely good person. Her honesty and way of sharing personal knowledge is super charming. Be very grateful when this happens, cause it means she sees you as trustworthy. Though she might be a little suspicious at times, she wants to trust you completely.

Her internal qualities keep you amazed every time, she is unbelievably sweet, very intelligent and talking to her is the most freeing and easy thing to do.

She has all these amazing qualities, and they don't end here. Her body is amazing, you will feel the need to hug her and kiss her on the most amazing lips you'll ever see. Her cuteness and way of behaving is a bit turn on, which makes the intimate moments like a dream coming true.
Friend: "Hey dude, pay attention! Are you thinking of this girl again?!"
Me: "I'm sorry bro, Suemy is all I can think of."
Suemy by Zeno145 March 18, 2020
Sexy + Crazy = Sezy ♥️
That gorl is sezy *gru voice*
Sezy by Goldf15h August 14, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more