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Super Ted 

Derived from the term Gettin' Some Ted. Refers to reaching the green in under regulation. Specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. Just as with Gettin' Some Ted, the proclamation of Super Ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team competition. Due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often 'Tall Cash.' When achieveing Super Ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. Super Ted is rumored to make your penis grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. This rumor may have started because ahieveing Super Ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a boner.
A foursome is standing on the tee of a relatively short par 4. One golfer rips a beautiful drive that rolls up onto the green. Absolute pandemonium breaks out within the confines of the team that achieved Super Ted. They then spend the next few minutes gloating, dancing, singing Gettin' Some Ted and counting fake dollar bills in front of the now mentally crushed opposing team.
Super Ted by The Bromissioner March 4, 2010

supersede 

su· per· sede | \ˌsü-pər-ˈsēd \
superseded; superseding;

Definition of supersede

transitive verb

1 -a : to cause to be set aside

-b : to force out of use as inferior
2 : to take the place or position of
3 : to displace in favor of another
"Studies that are wrong will be superseded by better studies with different results. Studies that are right will be corroborated by other good studies."
supersede by Ajeje Brazov November 15, 2018

superbed 

A strictly platonic bed consisting of two or more mattresses pushed together on the floor. The bigger the space and the more mattresses, the better.
I only sleep well when I'm in a superbed with 35 of my closest friends and at least 4 cats.
superbed by su-PER-bed August 21, 2003

SuperBed 

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.
Oleh: OK, guys, from now on, we will call superbeds - MegaBeds.
05C: Okay.
Oleh: Also, they are illegal.
SuperBed by Oleh Zaychenko November 14, 2007

superterran 

A word that describes a fool, cunt or moron who thinks he or she is the best thing that has happened to the internet. A Superterran is not aware they are as stupid as everyone see's them. They are scum scouring the east coast of the United States.
I have been acting like superterran lately, I have fucked everything all up and thought it looked good.
superterran by - October 1, 2004

super ted 

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper
super ted by jim July 15, 2003