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supermatt

Supermatt is a person who always tries to do their best by the people that care for them even when the situation isn't the best. A Supermatt is a loyal friend to have in your life and anybody who has one should count themselves lucky every second.
supermatt made everything better for me.
by builtforsin.92 January 13, 2011
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spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).
Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.
by RM June 25, 2003
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Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.
No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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You're board huh?
I mean, why else would you write this?!
But, that's what happen when th fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Bthpp
Help-Im-AFurryGamer.EXE Has stopped responding.
T H E B O A R D N E S S I S R E A L ! ! !
Person: Spermatogenesisicalieperiocladicleesötáans
Other Person: Yup...
Third random person that came from the abyss: Board? S N I C K E R S .
by OWO UWU OWU WINKA WINK November 21, 2019
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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!
by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018
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Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.
Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)
by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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