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Super duper magic hat 

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really
A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

super hate 

A hate from some one that hates everyone but hates that person more than everyone else.
Some Guy: I hate every one so much!
Bob: Don't say that.
Some Guy: I Super Hate you Bob.
Bob: Why?
Some Guy: Because I just do, alright.
super hate by Austin McFadden June 3, 2006

super hater 

This hater goes beyond the "normal" limits of a level 1 hater. A super hater will not feel happy in life until he/she has sabotaged your character, relationships, vehicles, jobs etc. This hater is dangerous. Defensive action is necessary against these types of haters. Super haters{superus haterai} live in extreme conditions. For example, if you happened to be in a super haters car on the freeway and expressed that you were cold, they would roll all the windows down even if they were cold too. These "people" cannot feel happiness for another person. They are psychologically scarred from events in their lives that were hateristically traumatic. The best way to spot a super hater is to read the signs. If you meet a person and they begin to tell you negative things about another person that you don't even know, chances are, you have encountered a super hater. Exercise extreme caution with this individual. Never tell a super hater good news, current achievements, stories of success, sexual conquests, or anything that has to do with you rising up in the world.
super hater-"goddammit!!! i can't stand that son of bitch!!!!

person- "what did he do to you?"

super hater- "he had sex with katie and i really like her!!"

person- "maybe if you were not such a mothafuckin super hater, you would have had a chance!!!"

superhater- "screw you pal!!"

super haters thoughts- "maybe i will just key his new car, that'll show him, yeah!!!!!"
super hater by young tut March 3, 2008

Los Pollos Super Hate Day

"Los Super Hate Day" is a holiday recognized by the community of Twitch streamer LosPollosTV, highlighting how the streamer unintentionally cultivated a hate clan.
I fucking hate LosPollosTV. I just can't wait for Los Pollos Super Hate Day

Super Dooper Swooper Hater 

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.
"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"

Super Dooper Swooper Hater 

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.
"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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