Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really

A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

Super duper magic hat by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009

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super hate

A hate from some one that hates everyone but hates that person more than everyone else.

Some Guy: I hate every one so much!
Bob: Don't say that.
Some Guy: I Super Hate you Bob.
Bob: Why?
Some Guy: Because I just do, alright.

super hate by Austin McFadden June 3, 2006

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super hater

This hater goes beyond the "normal" limits of a level 1 hater. A super hater will not feel happy in life until he/she has sabotaged your character, relationships, vehicles, jobs etc. This hater is dangerous. Defensive action is necessary against these types of haters. Super haters{superus haterai} live in extreme conditions. For example, if you happened to be in a super haters car on the freeway and expressed that you were cold, they would roll all the windows down even if they were cold too. These "people" cannot feel happiness for another person. They are psychologically scarred from events in their lives that were hateristically traumatic. The best way to spot a super hater is to read the signs. If you meet a person and they begin to tell you negative things about another person that you don't even know, chances are, you have encountered a super hater. Exercise extreme caution with this individual. Never tell a super hater good news, current achievements, stories of success, sexual conquests, or anything that has to do with you rising up in the world.

super hater-"goddammit!!! i can't stand that son of bitch!!!!

person- "what did he do to you?"

super hater- "he had sex with katie and i really like her!!"

person- "maybe if you were not such a mothafuckin super hater, you would have had a chance!!!"

superhater- "screw you pal!!"

super haters thoughts- "maybe i will just key his new car, that'll show him, yeah!!!!!"

super hater by young tut March 3, 2008

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Super Dooper Swooper Hater

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.

"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"

Super Dooper Swooper Hater by Nick T Moore October 27, 2006

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Super Dooper Swooper Hater

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.

"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"

Super Dooper Swooper Hater by Nick T Moore November 7, 2008

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Super Dooper Accuser Hater

Someone who falsely accuses a good friend of stealing from them.

Kyle- "Did you take $100 from me? I'm missing $100, you were the last one to touch it"

15 minutes later

Kyle- "I found it homie"

Nick- "You're a God damn Super Dooper Accuser Hater"

Super Dooper Accuser Hater by Nick T Moore October 21, 2006

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