super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

super duper pooper scooper by tomjr April 14, 2006

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super duper pooper scooper

Anything that is "super", especially when it's also "duper".

The "pooper scooper" part is added both for extra "superness" and "duperness" and for just being plain silly or to make someone who has never heard the phrase before laugh like a silly little mermaid or guffaw their bollocks off.

"Wow, have you heard the Chemical Brothers' latest single? It's, like, so damn catchy. Like, super duper pooper scooper catchy."

super duper pooper scooper by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016

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super duper pooper scooper

your hand: scoop the poop with your hand the eat it

mmm yummy!

super duper pooper scooper by thebestguyonearth November 16, 2003

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super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day

unrecommended

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

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The Ultimate strawberry jam

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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