a personal trainer with super powers that include:
1. Super Vision - the ability to see inside of a client's body and spot muscle imbalances, postural distortion patterns, and functional movement deficiencies.
2. Super Hearing - the ability to listen to a client's problems, no matter how mundane and uninteresting they seem, and always respond with a one liner that will blow your mind.
3. Flight - the ability to fly.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)