a personal trainer with super powers that include:

1. Super Vision - the ability to see inside of a client's body and spot muscle imbalances, postural distortion patterns, and functional movement deficiencies.
2. Super Hearing - the ability to listen to a client's problems, no matter how mundane and uninteresting they seem, and always respond with a one liner that will blow your mind.
3. Flight - the ability to fly.

-Antonyms
1. a cheerleader with a clipboard

-Synonyms
1. There are none

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods