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sundial pizza 

the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.
Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now.
sundial pizza by MATTATTACK22 February 9, 2012
Tanning naked with an erection to avoid embarrassing penis wrinkle tan lines.
Dude 1: Yo, why are you laying by the pool naked?
Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis.
Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan
when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial.
Dude 2: Shit. good call.
Dude 1: What time is it?
sundial by YoungBuc October 2, 2007

High Noon on my Sundial

This is a very slang term to say that you have an erection.
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
Hot girl: Do you know what time it is?
Guy with erection: It's High Noon on my sundial.

Kentucky Sundial 

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.
Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!
Kentucky Sundial by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

surdrival 

This word is a play on survival. It is defined as an event where the driver or an occupant in a vehicle survives an accident or other fearful events.

Past tense is surdrived
I just surdrived an awful car crash.

The accident I just witnessed was a surdrival crash.
surdrival by Yukes N November 14, 2016

sundrianna 

Sundrianna is the most caring person you’ll ever meet. She will love you and try to help you when you’re down if you let her. But don’t do her wrong because she won’t forget what you did fin it is really bad. When you become friends with a sundrianna it will be the best day of you’re life. You won’t have another friend like her. She’s funny and is really shy if you don’t know her well enough. But when you get to know her she has the most crackhead energy and will make you laugh even when you don’t want to. She will become you’re bestiest friend ever.
Sundrianna is the light of my life. She is my sister
sundrianna by Alexis__ October 16, 2020