Dude 1: Yo, why are you laying by the pool naked?
Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis.
Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan
when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial.
Dude 2: Shit. good call.
Dude 1: What time is it?
Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis.
Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan
when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial.
Dude 2: Shit. good call.
Dude 1: What time is it?
by YoungBuc September 19, 2007
The art of taking a massive dump that stands straight up out of the water much like a sundial standing straight out of the sand
by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009
the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.
by MATTATTACK22 January 22, 2012
The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.
Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!
by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020
When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.
by J FaRgZz July 06, 2011
This is a very slang term to say that you have an erection.
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
by Spartanboy3000 April 04, 2010
The cathardic act of throwing shade at people born after the year 2000 who can't read an analog clock.
by dressingtothe9s February 19, 2025