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Summertainment 

Summer entertainment- given to the person or persons one chooses to socialise romantically with during the summer. The relationship with this person is not meant to last and both persons know this but have fun anyway. This is not applicable to ppl who are genuinely inlove. However, it must be noted that you may love someone who considers you to be their summertainment
I met this guy at the end of year party and i think he could be my summertainment :D!

Summerdawn 

SummerDawn is anyone who has her summers off. She's the most responsible, punctual, and highly organized teacher/school nurse/etc. most of the year but come June to August, she's a wild woman. In January, you'll see her carpooling her kids (and her neighbor's kids and their neighbor's kids) to soccer and dance classes after she gets off work, leading Girl Scouts meetings, and organizing the local fundraisers (all of them). She's the teetotaler of the group and always goes home before anyone else. If you cut her off in the street, she'll not only honk at you but she'll probably call your mom, too (yes, she has her digits). But come July, you'll find her wasted in a flamingo floatie in the pool. A night out could last until—gasp!—midnight! She might even entertain a weekend getaway WITHOUT her kids. But make no mistake, she's still checking her mail and balancing her checkbook on the daily.
Guy #1: Do you see that hot chick dancing on the bar over there? She looked like my little brother's teacher.
Guy #2: Yeah, that is his teacher. Wait...did she just take her top off?

Guy #3: Yep, his teacher's a SummerDawn.
Summerdawn by mcolette212 June 13, 2017

Mr Summerton 

Oh you have Mr Summerton he's such a CUNT
Mr Summerton by Pissed off bald kid January 24, 2017

Norman summerton 

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".
I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!
Norman summerton by Brain bird January 28, 2022
When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.
"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."

Lucy Sumerton 

The sweetest, smartest, most talented, beautiful girl on the face of the earth to the point where her friends are lucky to know her. :)
I like Lucy Sumerton. She's basically an angel.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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