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summertown 

Summertown is a bunch of rednecks partyin on a friday or saturday night drinkin BUD LIGHT with the 4 wheelers in the backs of the trucks. Riddin the strip from walmart parkin lot to dairy queen and back, blairing out hank williams jr ,and keith urban and toby keith and racing with the next moring hangovers from hell.
summertown is the orange county with a twist
summertown by Vivian Johnson May 29, 2008
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Summertainment 

Summer entertainment- given to the person or persons one chooses to socialise romantically with during the summer. The relationship with this person is not meant to last and both persons know this but have fun anyway. This is not applicable to ppl who are genuinely inlove. However, it must be noted that you may love someone who considers you to be their summertainment
I met this guy at the end of year party and i think he could be my summertainment :D!

Summerdawn 

SummerDawn is anyone who has her summers off. She's the most responsible, punctual, and highly organized teacher/school nurse/etc. most of the year but come June to August, she's a wild woman. In January, you'll see her carpooling her kids (and her neighbor's kids and their neighbor's kids) to soccer and dance classes after she gets off work, leading Girl Scouts meetings, and organizing the local fundraisers (all of them). She's the teetotaler of the group and always goes home before anyone else. If you cut her off in the street, she'll not only honk at you but she'll probably call your mom, too (yes, she has her digits). But come July, you'll find her wasted in a flamingo floatie in the pool. A night out could last until—gasp!—midnight! She might even entertain a weekend getaway WITHOUT her kids. But make no mistake, she's still checking her mail and balancing her checkbook on the daily.
Guy #1: Do you see that hot chick dancing on the bar over there? She looked like my little brother's teacher.
Guy #2: Yeah, that is his teacher. Wait...did she just take her top off?

Guy #3: Yep, his teacher's a SummerDawn.
Summerdawn by mcolette212 June 13, 2017

Norman summerton 

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".
I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!
Norman summerton by Brain bird January 28, 2022
When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.
"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."

Lucy Sumerton 

The sweetest, smartest, most talented, beautiful girl on the face of the earth to the point where her friends are lucky to know her. :)
I like Lucy Sumerton. She's basically an angel.