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summerton 

someone who works harder than anyone ever could. one that works until he sweats so much his shirt is drenched-but wont stopworkin-he'll just take off his shirt! isnt a quitter&wont stop till done& done right.Teach a summerton only once&he knows4 LIFE!
That guy's trying to work as hard as a summerton!" "Now that's a summerton, staying until the jobs done right!
summerton by gailwind January 17, 2011
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Summerton 

Adj: A unit of measurement for a female whose uncomfortably obese.

Noun: A place producing many culture fluid individuals
Adj: "Man that chick's huge. She must weigh a good Summerton"

Noun: My friend is from Summerton
Summerton by Johnallnight December 12, 2021

Norman summerton 

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".
I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!
Norman summerton by Brain bird January 28, 2022

SummerTimeChi

First referenced in Kanye West's song 'Good Life,' SummerTimeChi is what Chicagoans live for. The weather is brutal in Chicago for 9 months. But for June, July and August, everyone comes out of hibernation to go crazy at Chicago's many beaches, bar crawls on land (and by rooftop), music, art and food festivals nearly every single day, and the hormone-infused nightlife the spans from the house parties on the South side, to the lounges of the South Loop, to clubs of River North, and the collective shitstorm of bars running from Wrigleyville through Lincoln Park. SummerTimeChi isn't a season, it's magic.
No need to go out in the winter. No one's interested. Might as well save money for SummerTimeChi when the action really hits.

Dr. Summeroff 

A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.
My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!

Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!
Dr. Summeroff by Jobo74 June 2, 2009

summertime sadness 

1.) A state of mind where one mourns the loss of the freedoms and/or temporary relationships of summer.

2.) This song is sung by Lana Del Rey
Scenario 1:

Girl (with her head against the window)

Friend: "what's the matter? You've been like this since September."

Girl: "I don't know... I guess I just have that summertime sadness."

Friend: "I know what you mean: I wasted mine, too, and I wish I could get it back."

Scenario 2:

I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness.
S-s-summertime,
Summertime sadness.
I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness,
Oh, oh-oh-oh oh-h...