Summertwo

When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.

"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."

Summertwo by Mad the Madnificent June 16, 2022

summerween 

every year on june 22 when people dress up in costumes and trick or treat like halloween but in the summer (originated in Helena,Alabama by grace and rylee) inspired by gravity falls

kid1: hey bro u doing summerween tn ?
kid2: yup i’m so excited !

summerween by galactic balls September 3, 2021

SummerTimeChi

First referenced in Kanye West's song 'Good Life,' SummerTimeChi is what Chicagoans live for. The weather is brutal in Chicago for 9 months. But for June, July and August, everyone comes out of hibernation to go crazy at Chicago's many beaches, bar crawls on land (and by rooftop), music, art and food festivals nearly every single day, and the hormone-infused nightlife the spans from the house parties on the South side, to the lounges of the South Loop, to clubs of River North, and the collective shitstorm of bars running from Wrigleyville through Lincoln Park. SummerTimeChi isn't a season, it's magic.

No need to go out in the winter. No one's interested. Might as well save money for SummerTimeChi when the action really hits.

SummerTimeChi by ThePartyCaptain July 21, 2016

summertime sadness 

1.) A state of mind where one mourns the loss of the freedoms and/or temporary relationships of summer.

2.) This song is sung by Lana Del Rey

Scenario 1:

Girl (with her head against the window)

Friend: "what's the matter? You've been like this since September."

Girl: "I don't know... I guess I just have that summertime sadness."

Friend: "I know what you mean: I wasted mine, too, and I wish I could get it back."

Scenario 2:

I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness.
S-s-summertime,
Summertime sadness.
I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness,
Oh, oh-oh-oh oh-h...

summertime sadness by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire October 20, 2013

Summerhost

A hosting provider, usually run by skids between the ages of 12 and 14 with the intention of creating a Minecraft host for no god-given reason. These usually use nulled WHMCS, free themes, Contabo nodes, and other shitty business practices. These companies usually do not last long, and go under after a month or two.

Guy 1: Did you see that kid yesterday? He wants to start another Minecraft host.
Guy 2: Yikes. Too many summerhosts nowadays.

Summerhost by slothpw March 15, 2021

Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.

Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !

Summertime Sac by John Detlor March 13, 2009

Summertainment 

Summer entertainment- given to the person or persons one chooses to socialise romantically with during the summer. The relationship with this person is not meant to last and both persons know this but have fun anyway. This is not applicable to ppl who are genuinely inlove. However, it must be noted that you may love someone who considers you to be their summertainment

I met this guy at the end of year party and i think he could be my summertainment :D!

Summertainment by KayeMiguelleBDS June 12, 2010