A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

Summer's Eve Salesman by Annahoj June 1, 2007

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summer's eve

a gentler way to call someone a douche.

Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.

summer's eve by kajoe September 15, 2009

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Summer Everitt

She is the weirdest person you will ever meet.She loves the tv show friends and drama.Most people think she is shy as she does not pay attention therefore she does not know what to say.However,she is very loud around her friends and will scream peppa pig at the top of her voice.She also has a best friend that she loves so much,she has no idea how much she means to her.She has even been on trips together and she is basically like a sister to her.I love you so much if you are watching this.

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Summer Everitt by nobody_503 May 9, 2020

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Best Summer Ever

The best summer ever is a combonation of events during the summer that combine to creat the most awsome summer vaction that anyone has ever had. It must start out with a party trip to a warm place such as San Diego, there must also be a party camping trip to a lake during a major holiday. There has to be a trip to a foriegn country involved, a week in cabo would count as such a trip. no summer is complete without at least one weekend in vegas as well. this trip must include bottle service at major club as well as a cabana at rehab. After vegas usualy come a cruise of some sort, the length and destination of the cruise do not matter. Towards the end of the summer you must also visit a city that you have never been to, i.e. New York, and after that, to top the whole thing off go and study abroad in Europe for 5 months. of course sprinkled in through out has to be trip the the beach, the lake, county concerts, parties and bbq's. If followed then you are gaurenteed to have the Best Summer Ever.

I made a will before The Best Summer Ever started becuase im not sure that i'll make it through alive

Best Summer Ever by Great White H0pe April 26, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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