What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.

chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"

ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"

chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"

ann- "oh chester!"

suck my tits by K-slizzle April 2, 2009

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Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

Suck my tits dude by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

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Suck your mum tits

British offensive
used when expressing anger.

Go and suck your mum tits

Suck your mum tits by Jim54378 May 12, 2019

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Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.

Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.

Suck your mom's tits by Ausllyology January 18, 2019

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