suck your own
suck your own by vin July 23, 2004
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Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!
suck your own by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004
Suck your own dick
DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
Suck your own dick by Bratarle January 9, 2014
Suck your own tail
Suck your own tail by Sam the Man December 4, 2003
Suck Your Own Nipps
Suck Your Own Nipps by Gabriel Janusios April 3, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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