suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

Sackweasel

Person or Person(s) found guilty of riding one's sack, also consisting of those who looks like a weasel's scrotum (in rare circumstances)

"Yo, Broheim, when are we gonna stick a mad bong sesh?"

(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."

by Kenneth F Powers October 25, 2011