suck john

Piece of shit mother fucker

Hes a suck john

suck john by T diddy dollaz January 19, 2018

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Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

Suck my John Wick by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

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Suck Horse Johnson

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

Suck Horse Johnson by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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