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Suck Horse Johnson 

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.
I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

Old Suck horse 

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

Suck a horse cock

A word used to suck a dick in rage.
"GO SUCK A HORSE COCK YOU IMBISILE!"

go suck a horse 

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.
friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.
go suck a horse by yasi. November 29, 2018

Suck a horses cock 

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad
Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock
Suck a horses cock by Irregular September 25, 2019

suckhouse 

adj. unfavorable, poor in quality or quantity
Man, that assignment was suckhouse.
suckhouse by WDBxxx January 19, 2006