Subscriptions

Many issues, too numerous to count. In other words, not worth dealing with.

That bitch doesn't have issues, she's got subscriptions.

Subscriptions by Whatever June 4, 2004

Life Subscription 

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.

Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.

Life Subscription by ­­ June 28, 2021

Subscription Whore 

A random person that comments your Youtube videos for the sake of you subscribing to them.

xxl33tsmokerxx- Hy nic3 video, sub me, i sub u back, kk thnx

Video owner: Get lost you Subscription Whore!

Subscription Whore by Roffle Waffles October 22, 2008

Subscription Caraa

It is an inexplicable feeling when you realisation that you sign up for something that feels never-ending, and you cannot go back (you are basically screwed). You only know this feeling when you experience it yourself.

Person 1: How are you doing on your dissertation?
Person 2: I'm subscription caraa'd!!!!!!!

Subscription Caraa by Susie Smith March 7, 2021

Subscription Addiction 

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.

Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

Subscription Addiction by WizKid99 March 8, 2017

Subscriptionize 

In recent years businesses are increasingly trying to switch business models towards recurring revenue, even if precedence indicates that specific business models would be paid as a one-off or usage-based over time. As opposed to a month on month basis.

"Subscribtionize" or "subscribtionise" is the verb used to describe a business factor that could/should/would be turning into a subscription-based model to increase the viability of a business model.

Statement: Our graphics department is turning into a sweatshop. We should consider subscriptionizing it so that clients pay $499/month, instead of paying pr delivery. This will increase our MMR and will lock clients in the long term.

Reaction: I don't think we can Subscriptionize it, as clients would exploit a flat payment!

Subscriptionize by Kasperfriday October 27, 2020

Google Subscription 

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

Google Subscription by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017