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Subscriptions

Many issues, too numerous to count. In other words, not worth dealing with.
That bitch doesn't have issues, she's got subscriptions.
Subscriptions by Whatever June 4, 2004
Words you can keep

Life Subscription 

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.
Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.
Life Subscription by ­­ June 28, 2021

Subscription Whore 

A random person that comments your Youtube videos for the sake of you subscribing to them.
xxl33tsmokerxx- Hy nic3 video, sub me, i sub u back, kk thnx

Video owner: Get lost you Subscription Whore!

Subscription Caraa

It is an inexplicable feeling when you realisation that you sign up for something that feels never-ending, and you cannot go back (you are basically screwed). You only know this feeling when you experience it yourself.
Person 1: How are you doing on your dissertation?
Person 2: I'm subscription caraa'd!!!!!!!

Subscription Addiction 

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.
Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

Subscriptionize 

In recent years businesses are increasingly trying to switch business models towards recurring revenue, even if precedence indicates that specific business models would be paid as a one-off or usage-based over time. As opposed to a month on month basis.

"Subscribtionize" or "subscribtionise" is the verb used to describe a business factor that could/should/would be turning into a subscription-based model to increase the viability of a business model.
Statement: Our graphics department is turning into a sweatshop. We should consider subscriptionizing it so that clients pay $499/month, instead of paying pr delivery. This will increase our MMR and will lock clients in the long term.

Reaction: I don't think we can Subscriptionize it, as clients would exploit a flat payment!
Subscriptionize by Kasperfriday October 27, 2020

Google Subscription 

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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