Earl walks into the office just as his
boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one'
s body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey
boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"
If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can'
t believe how awful it smells in here
boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?