subophant 

A person obsessed with Susan Boyle.

What are you doing?

Checking out the 19th version of Susan Boyle's performance on Youtube!

What a subophant.

subophant by deadbeet June 1, 2009

Sycophant 

Someone who lavishes compliments and praise to gain favor and/ cover up his or her own shortcomings.

"Awesome Paul...especially the Bevi. I look forward to trying out all the flavors!" said the sycophant.

Sycophant by MrMcpoopypaws December 6, 2017

Sycophant 

James Corden

James Corden is one arse licking sycophant.

Sycophant by InTheRainyCity January 16, 2019

sycophant 

someone who kisses ass to get ahead in life, often claiming positions above hardworking people.

I told the boss he had a nice ass and now i'm a partner.

sycophant by p.Diddy Poppa Nox July 27, 2003

sycophant 

an ass kisser

John Howard is such a sycophant

sycophant by Trip June 6, 2003

sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

sycophantic by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

Suckophant 

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.

Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.

Suckophant by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023