An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.
Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.
Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.
Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"
If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"
If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?
by puffyjacket October 26, 2007