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Substanize 

Swallowing, inhaling, snorting, or injecting yourself with a drug, usually one that is illegal without doctor shopping for a prescription first.
2 Strawz: You been movin bricks, $hasta?
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.
Substanize by MrShasta June 6, 2013

substanisan

The word SUBSTANISAN was invented by the always adequite Lindsay Lohan . Nobody knows what does it really mean therefore you can spot many different usages.
Whoa, that would be more than substanisan!

Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!

Substanisan my ... you moron!

I feel so substanisaned today.

Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.

...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!
substanisan by substanisanemigrant September 10, 2009

Subetadrama 

A place where 30 year old former high school bullies who have obviously lost their touch conglomerate and bully little 14 year old girls. They think it's cool.

A place where 14 year old girls look up to and seek approval from the nasty 30 year old women that bully them like some mindless, masochistic sheep.

Pathetic, but a great place to get your laughs for a day.
A day on Subetadrama

User 1; I put up a picture of myself today.

30 year old bitch; Camwhore. MINUS ONE

30 year old bitch then proceeds to put up 10000 pictures of herself drunk and wearing some nasty slut costume in Vegas.

User 1; I'm sorry, I'm a total camwhore, I'm terrible and a horrible person...but you're pictures look great.
Subetadrama by Prommiexoxoxo April 8, 2010

Substance D 

1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009

substatus 

A substatus is like a subtweet, but on facebook. It is where you post about somebody specific without actually tagging them in it.
When my sister is annoying me, I make a substatus about her.
substatus by HawkeyGirl December 15, 2014
Most people consider Subeta a rip-off at first glance, but in fact it is a lot like World of Warcraft. In Guild Wars, you become used to being mobbed every three seconds, in Final Fantazy XI, you become used to grinding at it for twelve hours and getting no where. Solution? WoW.

The same is for Subeta in relation to Neopets and Gaiaonline. In Neopets it is slightly easy to aquire gold, the problem being no matter how much you have gotten that day, it won't matter since you're still freaking poor. That, and it's not very social. Gaia, however, everything is social-based to aquire money (which is hard to get anyways). The only really way to get a lot of money fast on Gaia is to get the donation items, then mass-sell them.

Subeta is a excellent blend, you can be social on the forums if you feel like it, or you can go be alone doing quests. You have both avatars and pets. It's easier to get money.

Things are the same as Neopets? Stop freaking whining, if you actually went onto the site you would see they did everything at least three times better. And the pets are cuter.
Neopets = N; Gaiaonline = G; Subeta = S

(N+morecute)x(G-allsocial)-idiots = S
Subeta by Luafien August 23, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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