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When someone captions you on Instagram or Twitter by something not nessicarly relating to you but ovbiously meaning to pertain to you
(You’re saggatarius)

Your ex on an instrgram post: “the world is in retrograde, which means that it’s going to be a horrible year for the Sagittarius’s. Finally”

Your friend: bro not gonna lie your ex girlfriend totally “subcaptioned” you. (Subcapped)
subcaption by Themythicalwriter March 24, 2019
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Subcasion 

When at an occasion of a celebration, there is the main event and the subcasion.
Person 1: Hey I love this party, what an occasion! Happy st. pattys day!

Person 2: Yeah but it is also Ken's birthday, its the subcasion.
Subcasion by Kevin M. Awesome March 31, 2009

Seecaptionphrenia 

sea-cap-SHAWN-free-knee-uh.

when a person or animal has a disease or disorder which forces them to view funny, witty-smartass, or sarcastic captions in everything (they do) and everyone they see.
Son: "Daddy, I see captions....they're everywhere....WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! CAN'T THEY SEE THEY'RE FUNNY??"

Father: "Son, I think you've got Seecaptionphrenia...."
Seecaptionphrenia by Himmelle July 3, 2011

subception 

A word used in the situation of having a substitute teacher for a long-term substitute teacher.
Cameron: Hey man, we have a sub for our sub! lol

Clarkson: Whoa, subception!
subception by Drizztfreak December 15, 2011

Subceptionalism 

A state of being under or below exceptional.
Unexceptional, regular, or common.

-TB.
If the Founding Fathers looked back on America today, they would see it as being subceptional.

After the civil war, America's Democratic Party promotes the ideal of subceptionalism.
Subceptionalism by teabeaux May 14, 2013

Subtaction 

When a seal attempts to fit your whole head in its mouth
Don't go diving without your subtaction helmet!
Subtaction by Sub-taction October 20, 2018

Sublation 

1. Determinate Negation

2. Meta-Cognition
Sublation is the origin of divergent (non-linear) thinking
Sublation by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
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