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shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

subathon 

A hostage situation where a person is trapped by a group of people for minutes, hours, days, or even forever using money. The unique thing about this situation is it's a hostage situation you consent to beforehand,
"Hey, do you feel bad for Ludwig for being stuck in this subathon?"

"Of course not, look at how much money he's making!"

selationship 

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.
Ali is in a selationship with Sam

e-solation

The deliberate decision to go on vacation without a laptop computer, no smart phone, and no contact whatsoever with the cyber-world; or to take a break from such contact.
"I can't wait to go on our camping trip!"
"Can you survive roughing it in the middle of nowhere without tweeting or posting on Facebook?"
"You bet! I'm gonna enjoy my e-solation!"
e-solation by MILatino February 28, 2011

szalation 1:14 

lyrics from the unreleased remix of love galore, which are also a daily affirmation for sexy ass bad bitches.

"...I be looking good, I've been feeling nice
Working on my aura, cleaning up
Working overtime, you be getting boring so
skrt, skrt..."
"Have you prayed today?"
"Yes I recited szalation 1:14"
szalation 1:14 by gtfodude July 10, 2021

sublimation 

The act of passing out to sublime in a manner that no other music could make you feel.
sublimation by Lou-Dog July 3, 2007