A word only to be used by Big shaq or Roadman shaq himself,
Meaning he is in a large group of friends that he always hangs out with.
Big shaq: "I'm alone right now, but everyday mans says 'squadeded up',"
"You know like that, asnee,"
Charlie Sloth: "What wa -- wha.."
Big shaq: "Squadeded up,"
Charlie Sloth: "Squadeded..?"
The act of performing a "D-Sund" upon another person (usually an opponent in ice hockey); derived from the hockey great Donald Sund who devised the original motion of ice hockey movements involved in this trick, which consists of a dazzling setup of fakes that deceive the opponent and ultimately result in humiliation for the defender; a reference to the state of one's well-being after public humiliation, embarrassment, and/or disgrace.
Whoa, did you just see that bender get D-Sunded!? His ankles totally just snapped in two.
fat nigga from woodlawn who gets 20 plays on soundcloud and thinks he runs westchester and the bronx. hits on 12-15 year old girls despite being a grown man. smells like utter shit and wears the same pants every single day. drinks and smokes in the crib all day and doesnt open his front door unless his uber eats arrived. Fivesix recently ended his life with the help of friends DZL, Yaherd, and Lil Chubbz. Faked his death two times in a hasty attempt to clout chase, failed miserably. Considers you a fake friend if you dont answer his barrage of 36 facetimes and texts.
Fivesix: "You smell that?"
DZL: "We just past 239th Street..."
Fivesix: Oh, yeah... forgot about that suavedior nigga."
12 Year old girl: "Oh my god! Let go of me! Fat Fuck! LET GO OF ME!!! HELP!!!!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!