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stuttercum by ikandy-nz July 16, 2024
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Stutterclick
The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.
Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.
Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.
Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.
Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.
Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!
(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!
(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!
Stutterclick by RATTnroll October 31, 2016
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smuttercup
(noun) Used as a term when you want to call your girlfriend by something cute but she is an absolute smut. When you want to be sweet but honest.
smuttercup by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006
stutterdump
The condition whereby a dump, or defecation, is considered complete. However the act of standing, and most times buckling your belt, evokes another dump. This may occur several times causing one to get the feeling of your dumper stuttering.
Mort - "Where the *!$% did all the toilet paper go?"
Sol - "Easy Mortin, I had a 3 seat stutterdump, I think it was the Gelfelta fish."
Sol - "Easy Mortin, I had a 3 seat stutterdump, I think it was the Gelfelta fish."
stutterdump by adison13 August 3, 2010
Sluttercup
A creative nickname for an individual, usually female by orientation, whom you would like to address in a way that emulates playful banter while still being respectful. Sluttercup is a combination of the words "slut" and "buttercup" which, when combined, form the catchy word "Sluttercup"
Sluttercup by OnePercent August 20, 2013
shutterbum
An out-of-work photographer.
The guy that did our pictures spent everything on hookers and blow in Vegas and now he's a shutterbum.
shutterbum by TheManWithNoFace June 10, 2008