"So I'm working in my cubicle when this fuckin prick co-worker comes by and farts directly behind me. I had to get him back. After eating a burrito and pounding some coffee I snuck up behind him to give him a buttercup, only I accidently shit a little bit in my hand. I had to still go through with it. I pressed my cupped hand against his face and opened it releasing the gas and spackle filled present. I totally gave that bitch the Shuttercup!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak