sturman

This is the lady of your dreams. She is the perfect wife material that every guy wishes to have. She not only supports you and loves you with all her heart, she genuinely cares. Yet, sometimes her strong sense of love can cause her to care too much. Though, there is nothing you can do about it because she will show exactly how she feels. The most genuine girl you will ever meet. ;)

I'm going to marry Ashley before some else does, she is such a sturman.

by bigZeasy March 7, 2014

Studman69

A recurring theme on fark. A poster that points out minor flaws in threads about attractive womaen.

Often accompanied by a photo of a man of subpar looks typing in the quote below in a screenshot of the Fark comments section of an article.

Studman69: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard"

by curmudge0n April 26, 2011

stutman

a person (government agent) who investigates or provides information on narcotics violations.

named after the most famous narc in America "Robert Stutman"

Another bust! Damn stutmans, always gotta ruin the party.

by BasturD May 18, 2006

starman

Noun.

1. A person of great, mind-blowing wisdom. Usually reserved and reluctant to speak.
2. A hoopy frood.

Taken from the David Bowie song 'Starman'.

"There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile."

You ever talk philosophy with Jack? That guy's a total starman.

by JackieKnight December 23, 2011

Sturmabteilung

NSDAP's paramilitary, famous for a big amout of gays in its high command.

Hans: Mein herr,it's great to serve in sturmabteilung, but this line is straighter than my sexuality if you know what I mean...
Ernst Rohm: You're promoted!

by HorstCaramel January 3, 2022

Slurman

The language spoken by those too drunk to speak a normal language.

Frank: "Heyzuguysensomblegook? *hiccup*"

Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?

Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.

by poetinspired June 22, 2010

Skurman Cycle

The reboot cycle on a public vending machine that clears stucks products. Can be forced by unplugging the machine.

Yeah, my diet coke got stuck in the machine so I pulled the power plug and forced it into a Skurman cycle. It spat that can right out.

by vendomatic June 3, 2011