A girl who stuffs her bra with tissuesfaker then her. She does this to get guys she will never have.
Guy 1- Woah look at Beccas boobs
Guy 2- NO! They're fake. She's a bra stuffer.
Guy 3- ACHHOOOOOO!!!
Guy 2- (reaches in Becca's shirt and get tissue) here you go!!
Guy 1-Way to get me hard for nothing Becca!
Guy 3- Thanks but no thanks ,becca's black nipple touched this so no way. I'd rather lick the snot out of a dinosaurs butthole then use that tissue.
Guy 2- True dat brah. Lets go to pantry and get some condoms so we can fuck girl's with huge titties.
Guy 1- YAAAAY!
Becca- I'm gonna go sit in my bed and cry.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"