strumpit

Shakespearean word meaning slut or whore

That woman is such a strumpit.

by Yranoitcid nabru September 14, 2014

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Gundarsian Strumpit

An attractive Asian woman or ladyboy whom your friends think they can bed down but really cannot

Man, I tried chatting up a Gundarsian Strumpit last night but ended up bedding my right hand.

by Nated0gg February 28, 2021

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Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

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flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

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Strumpet

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

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Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.

She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.

by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

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The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.

Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

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