stromered

1.) a filibuster to prevent something meaningful from taking place.

2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will

3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.

4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.

"I was trying to talk to some chick last night & my boy Stromered me so hard. Shit."

by The grand. July 11, 2014

Spomered

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.

"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."

by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

Strompled

To trample over like a herd of elephants. Mixed between the words "stomped" and "trampled".

That French Test strompled all over me.

by shnah February 5, 2010

Dio Stramerda

it's basically God ultra shit

"Dio stramerda sei un coglione testa di cazzo"

by AegisBestemmiatoreseriale November 14, 2021

stemmered

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

Straight Strommed

Straight strommed: The act of getting screwed over, or dating a nasty skanky blue waffled married women for way too long. Then allowing her children to call you daddy!

Tom realized he had been straight strommed when Tara told him she was pregnant and had herpies.

by The Gooder Sanctuary July 14, 2010

Spomered a pizza

To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.

It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.

by Bandit_0351 June 23, 2013