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stroke mag by whitee April 25, 2006
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Stroke My Magnum
The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
Stroke My Magnum by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009
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stroke the magic pickle by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011
strokema
An condition that fortnite streamers can get and what ninja had almost got bet he died of LIGMA insted it was very tragic and many have died fro. It many are going through this condition right now such as the Youtuber "LazerBeam" who has ligma in the eyeballs and he is going through trouble having it, so streamers amd youtubers are very unsafe and are likely to die from suckma, ligma, strokema, ridema and eatma
Strokemaster
The Strokemaster is the King of Stroking they can stroke like no one has ever stroked before.
Every man desires to be The Strokemaster
(But only one man can be the strokemaster)
The Strokemaster can make themselves and others around them feel like a million bucks, but that feeling usually only lasts for a few seconds before…,
Every man desires to be The Strokemaster
(But only one man can be the strokemaster)
The Strokemaster can make themselves and others around them feel like a million bucks, but that feeling usually only lasts for a few seconds before…,
Wow that guy over there, he is the strokemaster, he is so HOT. i wish i could feel the wrath of the strokemaster…
Strokemaster by The StrokeMaster December 11, 2022
Mongolian Strokemaxing
Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
Mongolian Strokemaxing by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024
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dead drop
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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