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Stroke My Magnum 

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)

stroke the magic pickle 

A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

strokema 

An condition that fortnite streamers can get and what ninja had almost got bet he died of LIGMA insted it was very tragic and many have died fro. It many are going through this condition right now such as the Youtuber "LazerBeam" who has ligma in the eyeballs and he is going through trouble having it, so streamers amd youtubers are very unsafe and are likely to die from suckma, ligma, strokema, ridema and eatma
Steaming can cause strokema and it can be deadly
strokema by Yeet.com April 23, 2020

Strokemaster 

The Strokemaster is the King of Stroking they can stroke like no one has ever stroked before.

Every man desires to be The Strokemaster

(But only one man can be the strokemaster)

The Strokemaster can make themselves and others around them feel like a million bucks, but that feeling usually only lasts for a few seconds before…,
Wow that guy over there, he is the strokemaster, he is so HOT. i wish i could feel the wrath of the strokemaster…
Strokemaster by The StrokeMaster December 11, 2022

strokebag 

a shady mother fucker who is just looking to get laid
molly, I met your boyfriend myles at boy state and he is a total strokebag
strokebag by Hastings November 15, 2007

Mongolian Strokemaxing 

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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