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A porno magazine one might jerk off to

dude all my stroke mag s are all stuck together what have you been doing in here

stroke mag by whitee April 25, 2006

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Stroke My Magnum

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.

Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)

Stroke My Magnum by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009

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stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

stroke the magic pickle by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

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strokema

An condition that fortnite streamers can get and what ninja had almost got bet he died of LIGMA insted it was very tragic and many have died fro. It many are going through this condition right now such as the Youtuber "LazerBeam" who has ligma in the eyeballs and he is going through trouble having it, so streamers amd youtubers are very unsafe and are likely to die from suckma, ligma, strokema, ridema and eatma

Steaming can cause strokema and it can be deadly

strokema by Yeet.com April 23, 2020

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Strokemaster

The Strokemaster is the King of Stroking they can stroke like no one has ever stroked before.

Every man desires to be The Strokemaster

(But only one man can be the strokemaster)

The Strokemaster can make themselves and others around them feel like a million bucks, but that feeling usually only lasts for a few seconds before…,

Wow that guy over there, he is the strokemaster, he is so HOT. i wish i could feel the wrath of the strokemaster…

Strokemaster by The StrokeMaster December 11, 2022

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strokebag

a shady mother fucker who is just looking to get laid

molly, I met your boyfriend myles at boy state and he is a total strokebag

strokebag by Hastings November 15, 2007

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Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.

That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive

Mongolian Strokemaxing by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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