Strokemaster

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The Strokemaster is the King of Stroking they can stroke like no one has ever stroked before.

Every man desires to be The Strokemaster

(But only one man can be the strokemaster)

The Strokemaster can make themselves and others around them feel like a million bucks, but that feeling usually only lasts for a few seconds before…,

Wow that guy over there, he is the strokemaster, he is so HOT. i wish i could feel the wrath of the strokemaster…

Strokemaster by The StrokeMaster December 11, 2022

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strokemeister

A man who masturbates more than anyone else.

A normal male who plays with himself so much, he has it down to a science.

A master of beating off.

Dude, once a week is enough for me, but Andy? Whoa...he's the strokemeister.

That strokemeister does it 3 times a day whether he needs to or not.

strokemeister by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

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Strokemonster

Another term for an extremely promiscuous woman.

Shawty was going for both of us, I told you her ass was a strokemonster!

Strokemonster by FudgeJock July 19, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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