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How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?

Holding it on a string 

When you need a shit, but don't go to the toilet straight away - instead you hold it in until when you do finally go to the toilet it comes out instantly with little to no effort.
Wiggy: 'I need the toilet, but so i dont want to have to spend long in the gross toilet incase people look over so ill be Holding it on a string for now'
Holding it on a string by hardipe February 19, 2009

tying your hoodie strings 

Tying your hoodie string means you have no swag and your hair cut is so fucking bad you have to tie your strings, Also prob wear a All grey sweatshirt with red lettering
Tying your hoodie strings gets you no pussy

Tying your hoodie strings 

One doesn't know how to be cool, in other words your prob just a fag with bad hair
One time in class I was tying my hoodie and some kid asked me.. Why are you tying your hoodie strings? how bad did your barber fuck up????

hold the purse strings 

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money
They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

Hooray String

the string attached to the final tampon that is pulled out to signify the end of her "time of the month" and metaphorically refers to those cool little champagne poppers we all have on new years.
Bob:Man, I've been wanting to bang my girl for the past few days so much.
Joe: Why haven't you?
Bob: It's her "time of the month".
Joe: Ah. So then she hasn't pulled the hooray string yet.
Janet:Hell no I haven't.
Hooray String by laggner April 28, 2009